Movies are awesome. They're stupid a lot of the time, like the Salman Khan's commercial BS. However, sometimes you see something and your brain hurts from thinking too hard so you need to lie down and ponder over what you're doing with your life. Kind of like a mini-existential crisis. They get your juices flowing, get you inspired, get you angry, reduce you to tears, make you happier than a box of doughnuts. If you've never been through that, I fear you're watching the wrong kind of movies.
But worry not, we're here to help!
Here's a list of heart-wrenching mainstream movies which can make you weep and be aglow with the light of humanity (and infrequent partial nudity):
You know when you run into a hot guy but he's the ex you took brain surgery to forget
What happens when you put Jim Carrey from the comedy genre and Kate Winslet from Titanic fame in a movie about memory loss together? Sheer brilliance is what. When your love is against all odds because it's already happened, because it was a long affair that turned completely ugly at the end, because you know for a FACT that it happened, yet you feel right about it in your guts, would you take the risk? Even against what your own sanity tells you? These two did. Watch him run away from the probes in his head, fighting to keep his memory of her alive, cry when they do.
This is mildly, mildly science fictiony, mostly existentialist. You'll love it (if you get it), basically.
2. V FOR VENDETTA
Remember, remember, how you cried for three hours after
While we're on the subject of anarchy, let's talk about the fifth of November. You meet a naive little curly haired Natalie Portman and you follow her life's story as it gets, well, 'transformed' is an understatement. A masked vigilante in black (that sounds like Batman but it's not) has a plan, inspired by Guy Fawkes of yore to bring down the dictatorial, homophobic government of a dystopian Britain. Come burning buildings, trains, shaved heads, psycho mansions, jails, a dramatic kiss to make you turn to a feels-splattered mess, temporarily incapable of breathing through the nasal cavity because of all that hyperventilation and nose blockage from crying.
Enjoy!
3. THE HELP
When someone treats you like shit, make them a chocolate pie with some of your own shit
Oh, the Help. Emma Stone in a very radically different role. 1960s. South America and the height of apartheid, right before its demise.
Minny and Aby, two black maids are interrogated by Miss Skeeter (Emma Stone, you noob) about what their lives are like working for her terribly bitchy Caucasian 'friends'. There's a clear line between the good guys and bad guys during the first half which gets a little blurred in the latter half (probably because of how teary your eyes are). Present on roll: Anecdotes about literal shit pies, babies whom you love and raise until they grow up to be like their bitchy Caucasian mamas and side stories about ostracized weirdos and mothers-from-hell turned mothers-who-have-realisations-that-when-your-kid-is-Emma-Stone-you-should-be-fucking-proud. Everyone does a GREAT job with their role. This one makes you a little kinder, a little braver.
4. LION KING
DO NOT Hakuna Matata when everyone else is dying at the empty watering hole
This is on here because this is a movie we all watched at some point of time growing up, but forgot about whose details (and messages). It's very simple- you need to learn how to enjoy, how to live your life on your terms. But when you owe something to people, something only you can do, then don't shy away from the responsibility. Also, people (or lions) named Scar will most definitely fling you off a cliff.
6. CORPSE BRIDE
5. FIGHT CLUB
*grabs alight pitchfork* DID SOMEONE SAY ANARCHY
Spoiler: Edward Norton shoots himself straight in the head and it's glorious.
Even if you hate brutality, don't shy away because of the name. Gore, while prevalent, is not the central theme.
It's a movie that makes you want to stop going to school/work on account of the fact that it's all a scam to get you sucked into their system (you're right, by the way). It's compelling start to end, keeps you gripped, horrified, entranced. Ideas of inhuman brilliance are flung around like old socks. It's funny in a twisted way in certain places, it's bloody crazy and it's going to change the way you look at the world forever. You need this.
6. CORPSE BRIDE
It's just really cute
Tim Burton takes his wife and best friend (Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp, you noob) and places them in this absolutely magical and enchanted grey-hued land of music, gowns and mild necrophilia. On the risk of spoiling it, I'll just say that this movie is a lesson in learning to let go in life, never mind however much you may want it, when you know that it's wrong for everyone involved. Be the bigger person.
7.THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
When someone treats you like shit, crawl to freedom out of a pipe of shit
This one's a heavy load, so if you have the courage to watch it a second time, I am impressed by your resilience. Morgan Freeman talks in voice overs because WHY WOULD YOU NOT HAVW MORGAN FREEMAN TALK IN VOICE OVERS. A man is thrown into prison and while it obviously changes him, it also changes you. It's influential, inspiring and in some places almost maddening. In the end, you'll feel like you lived through another lifetime and you're spent. It's hard to say what you take away from Shawshank besides "hang in there", but it ends on a note of optimism, that you can make it through whatever life throws at you if you work, if you are bright. You will always have the choice to be free, even when you're caged.